And the boobs bring me back

What brings me out of blogging hybernation? Boobs. Specifically the lactating kind and the babies who love them -- to the exclusion of all else. Mom-101 has a refusenik and went looking for advice. Which she got -- heaping frozen bags of useless breastmilk of it. Not that I have any experience of it. And each piece of that advice, like all the advice we got, contradicts another sage piece of advice that worked for somebody else.